Mary Murphy, in a desperate bid to wed the prince, stole Cinderella's glass slippers. Unfortunately, the mutilation required to shove her horse feet into the shoes led to her death by exsanguination.
Daria, hearing music that erased the cynicism from her heart, followed the mermaid's siren song into the sea. The song was so enticing that she forgot she needed to breathe, and so she drowned while watching an underwater song-and-dance number.
Gibbs, out hunting in the forest, made an excellent shot and killed a deer. However, while retrieving the doe's body, a fire started in the woods and he died in the conflagration.
Cordelia fell down the rabbit hole and found herself involved in a deep philosophical debate with the caterpillar on the existential state of her being, sadly, this caused her head to explode in a mess of gray matter and tea.
Kill Lucifer. Sorry. People came early to visit. please write yourself? Or Crowley will do it.
ETA: here's an option:
Lucifer was enjoying picking flowers in a pastoral setting, when suddenly a great rift appeared in the ground and chariot rose up into the field. "The assassin's are after you," sad mod!Sam. "Come with me into the Underworld, and reign by my side."
JFC, that's crap, sorry Sam. Stupid social life taking away from my mafia planning.
On a whim, Lucifer went down to visit his old pal Hades. Unfortunately, all their drama was exacerbated by Hades' inability to accept that Lucifer was more awesome than he and Lucifer spontaneously combusted.
I do not know if this has been posted: On a whim, Lucifer went down to visit his old pal Hades. Unfortunately, all their drama was exacerbated by Hades' inability to accept that Lucifer was more awesome than he and Lucifer spontaneously combusted.
While endeavoring to remain the same age and not get any older, Wilfred became overly fascinated with the stars he loved. Unfortunately, he flew too close to the second star to the right and was incinerated.
When the game is over, and the assassins have been massacred, can you please unscreen these so that Olive knows how happy I am that she sacrificed herself for Lucifer? I felt terrible about that, but the decision was mostly made while I was at work.
Olive, thank you.
Lucifer, I am sorry.
Sam, I am also sorry for being so mean to your inbox.
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Mary Murphy, in a desperate bid to wed the prince, stole Cinderella's glass slippers. Unfortunately, the mutilation required to shove her horse feet into the shoes led to her death by exsanguination.
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Daria, hearing music that erased the cynicism from her heart, followed the mermaid's siren song into the sea. The song was so enticing that she forgot she needed to breathe, and so she drowned while watching an underwater song-and-dance number.
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Gibbs, out hunting in the forest, made an excellent shot and killed a deer. However, while retrieving the doe's body, a fire started in the woods and he died in the conflagration.
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Cordelia fell down the rabbit hole and found herself involved in a deep philosophical debate with the caterpillar on the existential state of her being, sadly, this caused her head to explode in a mess of gray matter and tea.
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ETA: here's an option:
Lucifer was enjoying picking flowers in a pastoral setting, when suddenly a great rift appeared in the ground and chariot rose up into the field. "The assassin's are after you," sad mod!Sam. "Come with me into the Underworld, and reign by my side."
JFC, that's crap, sorry Sam. Stupid social life taking away from my mafia planning.
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On a whim, Lucifer went down to visit his old pal Hades. Unfortunately, all their drama was exacerbated by Hades' inability to accept that Lucifer was more awesome than he and Lucifer spontaneously combusted.
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On a whim, Lucifer went down to visit his old pal Hades. Unfortunately, all their drama was exacerbated by Hades' inability to accept that Lucifer was more awesome than he and Lucifer spontaneously combusted.
for day 5
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"I'm dead, Jim."
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While endeavoring to remain the same age and not get any older, Wilfred became overly fascinated with the stars he loved. Unfortunately, he flew too close to the second star to the right and was incinerated.
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Mushu the dragon was practicing his fire breathing skills, unfortunately Bingley was not fire resistant and was incinerated immediately.
for day 8
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Maybe post it with the role reveals?
You'll understand when you see the graphic.
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-Castiel
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I will ask about Captain James Tiberius Kirk.
- Castiel
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- Castiel
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Doctor McCoy's role, please.My apologies, Sam. I'm more curious about Olive's role.
- Castiel
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- Castiel
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-Castiel, who at this point only cares about being the last assassin standing.
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- Castiel
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- Castiel
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Olive, thank you.
Lucifer, I am sorry.
Sam, I am also sorry for being so mean to your inbox.
- Cas
((and Lissa))
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