Title:The one with the ass shrine.
Author:Spnfreak15
Pairing:J2
Warning: boy/boy porn, spanking, dirty talk 
Word Count: 1,062
Summery: Jensen finds a site dedicated to Jared's ass.
Disclaimer: Jared, Jensen, and Chad own themselves. Jared owns his own ass, and Jensen owns his own ass(maybe they own eachothers, but thats none of my business really). I don't own eather site, and the Ackles Ass Equation belongs to potthead

 

 

 

Jensen usually didn’t open emails from Chad. They were bad news. He didn’t really know why he decided to open this one, except for the fact that the subject line caught his eye.

Jared’s ass site!!!!!

Now, Jensen probably should have known this was not going to end well. He figured, it was probably some stupid fan fiction where he is obsessed with Jared’s ass or whatever, and he was just going to ignore it. However, he had a flicker of hope that it was something else, something that could possibly embarrass his co-star, so he opened it.

Jensen knows he shouldn’t have clicked on the link, just the name of the site should have been a clear indicator, but Jensen marched on, ignoring the little nag in his stomach telling him “DANGER WILL ROBINSON, DANGER!”

So he went to www.Jaredpadaleckisass.com and was met with the video of continuous Jared ass.

Of course, he couldn’t stop laughing when he saw it, the video mixed with the ridiculous song, and then he went through the pictures. Really, anyone who had this amount of time on their hands deserves a medal or something, because this shit is hilarious.

When he got to the testimonials, he thought it a shame that only two people’s quotes were put up there. Jensen was sure that more had commented on Jared’s ass. Though, Jensen couldn’t help but laugh hysterically at Sam Ferris’s testimonial.

Then he saw the “smack it!” link.

Never has Jensen laughed as hard as when he is virtually smacking Jared Padalecki’s ass.

That of course is when Jared walked into his room.

“Hey Jen, what are you- uhh…” Jared stopped dead when he heard the “smack that” song continuously playing on Jensen’s lap top, along with the occasional “SMACK IT!” that he knew to be from the season one gag real.

Jensen was laughing too hard to respond to him.

“Shit, Did Chad send you that?!” Jensen just nodded, still in hysterics.

“Dude, this shit is so much fun. Did you actually look at this thing? Some of these photo’s are like, not from the show. Someone actually zoomed in on your ass and crotch area and took pictures.”

Jared just sighed and sat on Jensen’s bed.

“Oh well, I guess my ass is just the best. I guess I can’t blame them for making a shrine to it.” Jared smirked and Jensen scoffed.

“I’m sure I have one too. I’ll just Google it.”

So Jensen googles, and that’s how he found www.jensenacklesass.com.

“SEE! HA! I do have one. I bet you anything Mine is going to be so much better.”

So Jensen clicked the link, and the song started up.

Jensen smirked.

“Look, they are calling my ass King of Kings. AND my set up is nicer. Face it Jay, my ass has more fans than….Is that Mike Rosenbaum? Why the hell is Mike Rosenbaum on a website about my ass?”

And that’s when Jared started cracking up laughing.

“Oh my god Jensen! People dislike your ass so much, that the site dedicated to it, isn’t even about your ass!” Jared started laughing harder and fell back on Jensen’s bed.

“Fuck you Padalecki; my ass is so much better than yours!”

And then in a serious voice, completely devoid of laughter, Jared said,

“Prove it.”

And that’s how it all started.

Now, Jared had Jensen bent over the desk, thrusting into his “not loved” ass.

“Fuck Jen, when I said prove it, I meant prove it. You haven’t proven shit so far, all you have proven is that you’re a filthy slut that’s willing to bend over for anyone.” Jared spit out during a particularly hard thrust.

Jensen moaned and pushed back onto Jared.

“J-jay? What the fuck are you talking about?” Jensen was confused, he had never heard Jared talk like this, and it was kind of hurting his feelings.

Jared stopped his movement and Jensen thinks he might have to kill him.

“Jen, its dirty talk, play along, god…” and with that, Jared picked up with his hard thrusting.

“You’re not even trying. Your just letting me pound your ass, and let me tell you, I’ve had better. No wonder your site was about Mike, your ass couldn’t hold anyone’s interest for very long.” Jared whispered low and dirty into Jensen’s ear.

Jensen whimpered and tried to thrust back harder, trying to prove to Jared that his ass was worth something.

“That’s right Jen, thrust back on me. Fuck yourself on me like the dirty skank that you are.” Jared stopped moving, and let Jensen do all the work.

Jensen pushed back, almost crying because it wasn’t enough, not at all. Jared looked at Jensen’s ass and smiled, then with his huge palm, he smacked it hard. Jensen let out a small scream because it was so unexpected.

“Fuck, that’s hot. Your ass is a little more interesting when it has my palm print on it.”

Jared continued to smack Jensen’s ass as he fucked him, moaning low and growling every so often.

“Jen, do you want to come? If you wanna come, you gotta make me come first. Work your ass for me, make me come Jensen.” Jared nibbled on Jensen’s ear and Jensen moaned.

Then, Jensen clenched his ass muscles ever so tightly and Jared lost it, not expecting the sudden tightness. He shot deep into Jensen’s hole, and bit down on his shoulder instead of moaning.

Jensen yelled from the pain in his shoulder, and the strange feeling of come in his ass. Jared slouched down on Jensen, spent from his orgasm and Jensen whimpered.

“Good job Jen..good job…” Jared panted out, and then grabbed a hold of Jensen’s cock, pumping it hard and fast.

It didn’t take long for Jensen to come. Afterward, Jared laid them down in Jensen’s bed, and pulled Jensen into his arms.

“So, is my ass great now?” Jensen chuckled and cuddled into a sweaty Jared.

“y=-(sin(x^(1.7/6)+4)+(1/x))+10” Jared said breathily.

“What?!” Jensen said, looking at Jared like he had ten heads.

Jared just chuckled and said the math equation again.

“y=-(sin(x^(1.7/6)+4)+(1/x))+10… That’s the equation for the curve of your ass. I have it memorized. The fan girls may not have an official shrine to your ass, but I do.”

Jensen cuddled into Jared more and smiled secretly.

He will have to thank Chad later.