Drabble 1

Word Count:199

Fandom: Supernatural

“Ruby!” Sam glared the next time he saw her. She turned around, innocent smile plastered to her face.

“Yes Sam?” She grinned. He wasn’t amused.

“Why did you ask if Dean and I were ‘together’?” He said, using air quotes.

She smirked “Oh come on Sam, it was just a joke, don’t get so touchy.” She said. “Besides, you two are a little gay for each other.”

Sam bitchfaced.

“We are not! He’s my brother for god’s sake!” He said.

She laughed. “I know, I know. Still you two are...erotically co-dependant. That hug was pretty-”

“Ruby he has been dead for four months, give me a damn break.” He glared.

“Alright, alright, but still. If I hadn’t known, thats what I would have thought. So, that's what I said.” She shrugged.

“So, I come off as gay.” He said.

“Only around Dean.”

“I’m not gay.” He said

“I know.”

“Like, really, I am very heterosexual.” Sam frowned.

“Oh I know.”

“I have sex with women.”

“Yes, I am aware.”

“You are a woman.”

“Well, technically yes.”

“I’ve had sex with you.”

“Mhm, multiple times.”

“We should do that again.”

“Alright then.”

And so they did.

Drabble 2

Word Count: 302

Fandom: Supernatural.

“Hey cutie.” A girl giggled, coming up to Sam in the club. He swallowed, eyes searching for Dean on the dance floor. He shouldn’t have come, but Dean insisted they test their new fake ID’s on something fun. Like getting into a night club.

At 16. Of course, his ID says he was 20, a black X on his hand banned him from the bar, but he was sitting at a table waiting for Dean to come back with his soda.

“H-Hi.” He said, nervously.

She smiled, bright white. “You here with someone?” She said, leaning on the table, pushing her boobs together with her arms.

“Uhm yeah.” He nodded, and pointed to Dean. “H-Him, I’m here with him.”

She frowned “You guys are together?” She said.

Sam nodded “Yeah. Yup.” He swallowed.

She pouted “Oh...Well, I guess I’ll see you around.”

Sam raised his eyebrow and nodded “Alright...see you.”

Dean came back with the drinks and winked at her as he walked by.

“Hey Sammy, gettin’ some action?” He smirked.

“No.” He said “She kinda just left.” He shrugged.

“Why what did you say to her?” He frowned.

Sam bit his lip. “I dont know, she asked if I was here with anyone and I pointed you out.” He shrugged “And she was like ‘Oh you are together’ and I was like uh yeah.”
Dean groaned “You are an idiot.” He said. “When she asked if we were together she meant as a couple, stupid. You just told her you were gay.”

Sam’s eyes widened. “but, I didn’t mean it like that!”

Dean sighed “I know Sam. Its alright, this club is full of cute girls.” he shrugged.

Sam sighed “Maybe we should just go home.”

Dean sighed. “You are the largest buzzkill on the face of the planet.”